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Meet Evelyn as Virtual Agent for Promoting Pe`romenia as a new Race/Religion

Pe`romenian Language:

f**ck => fuck
m***erf***ing => motherfucking -> matherfucking.....
s**t => shit every morning or crack every month?
massachussets => ma`ssa`chussets
mississippi => miss the hippi or miss hippie?
7$ => go and get a life somewhere else.
x => want to have sex?
9s => go and study...
... => interested in you
.. => love me or love me not?
.....? => are you an atheist?
L/SD => L is gone in for SD.
FxFF => no family but you're mine.
PLOEP or EPOLE => run away and enjoy.
spear the mint (STM) => be romantic sometimes at least, atleast sometimes in your life (origin shakespeare).
Robb a book (RAB) => exhaustively read a novel
Rape an ebook (RABE) => just rabe the internet
Alan => Did you buy alan's novel? (above 13+ for foreign nations and above 16+ for some other nations)
OSM! => did anyone try OSM! in the midnight?
PSC => Try piping over the streetclubs.
blot the genre (BTG) => Lord Bellish thing it looks like.
Are you using the food items for sexuality commercials in private lives of people? => SCPLOP?
Hello! => to express something strange
Hi => to flirt or to greet
Hey => to get to know about others life
ATITE => According to Internet, elite reasoning's feeling
RuM => do you have rum? or vodka? (are you a model to drink rum or vodka with you on a date night?)

Elite style:
Click 1 time for cursor.
Click 2 times for one word select within 1 second.
Click 3 times for one sentence or entire paragraph select within 1-2 seconds.

Use earphones with buds of soft cushion with bass, and avoid super-bass, or high-quality. (optional)
Use headphones only which covers your ears totally with 2-3 cms of cusion with no turning head bands, entire usage criteria vanishes otherwise.
Bluetooth earphones or headphones still donot give you very good sound quality.

Smoke regular???
SMU => People who don't smoke don't comment specially no where to be seen when smoking.
hn (>) => yes
re (<) => no
stay => see
enjoy => ejon (pronounced as eon)

Note: few words are left from Pe`romenian language which does include apologizing, or any kind of regrets from english language in anyones life.
(better to be understood by companies in any cases of more than casualties)

For elders:
Are elders horny? => HopOn?
ASL => Age Sex Language
Hicks => high on dicks (L/SD)?
TTT => Did you listen TTT from elders?
FTI => don't listen to someone
FFTI => listen to only experts
FTp => fuck the people, and don't listen to anyone in the world.
WIGM => World doesn't exist anymore.
(WDD) Worthless Duty Discipline => Don't follow routine.
PyWOT => Live on your own terms.
FTRR => fuck the rules and (regulations) win the world.
Yay! => Tease.....
Yay! Yay!! => Tease more.....
Yes, we won! (YY!)=> No one wins in the world.
GE => Game with (as) Equals Only
BGE => Game beyond Equals.
GFK => George FKane (Go for kill)
(PW) Paste the whites => go for americans
FYN => Fine (Fuckyour nation)
Ayyo! => raciXst!!!
Utos => Use Others
Pbr => play the rings/wedding rings\/? (play by the rules)
#shh...hushshh => angry but still keep quiet.
Kfyire/Kfaye`/Kfaya/Kfaye => Kargil on border lines (Kfyire/seizefire)
Hello! => to continue conversation
Hi => to flirt
Hey => to get to know about others life
G-mon? => did you had sex last night/mouns are similar to nouns as one person? (Sex Pokemon - Gmon)
3Ms? => three + 3? three some?
GrG => Greater Good
Jkr => Joker
Hey D => Hey Dear/Doggie/Donkey

Babe with a book (BWB) => A chik is reading, go and talk.
X => want to fuck around?
/X => more than fuck around!
|-X => straight to sex & fuck.
|-XO => |-X then O again?
/X] => not needed.
~ => swing like a wave of the ocean
! => doubtful!
@ => at what time?
# => anything to drink and eat and smokeup like barbeque?
$ => give the money? or where did the money go?
% => par aa gaye hai kya? or can you generalize? (girls generalize when they're loosing, mostly always)
^ => go and shoot up what you have to say?
& => get angry or why're you angry?
* = > you're my star
( => big issue is there
) => small issue is there
_ => looking hot as furnace
+ => add some more flavor
- => looking slightly better hotness
= => equality among gender
` => never tell the girl when they ask to tell because they never tell what you ask them to tell. (tit-for-tat!) Keep it always doubtful.
[ => fine with me or let it be
] => square with other person
{ => clean or shave curly hairs
} => curly hairs are growing
: => use more cologne or perfume or get a better deo
; => use less cologne or perfume
" => Sentences to take time to text while text doesn;t go due to internet problem, and the relationship doesn't work or the girl breaksup with a guy (Sponsored by Facebook.)
' => for guitar strings (-/'<3/-<3)
< => i'm one more
> => you're one less
, => never die temporarily
. => Never stop
? => Ask something or anything
/ => Climb Up
\ => Go Down
| => Be Straight

Have the Pe`romenian Keyboard (Sponsored by Google):
which includes upperscore and underscore and right-up tick where left-up tick (already existing in US Keyboard below Tilda punctuation mark), and even upperright-up tick over the characters of lowercase as well as uppercase alphabets. Founder of Pe`romenia, Mitesh Khadgi has already built almost all of them in his websites with a virtual keyboard as well.

Pe`romenia is founded by Mitesh Khadgi as Mitshe Spretz, who defines his own style of standards, along with Leighton Meester (also famous as Blair Waldorf "Gossip Girl").

Mitesh Khadgi does consider Tatsiana Paulava as personal.

Dressing sense for Men (males): Collar-shirts, casual-friendly, tryout trendy to mingle with young generations, business-casuals/business-class for men.
Dressing sense for females (Girls): full neck or neck ring, with casual-friendly dresses, not much towards erotic/exotic-exclusive, Flower-style-wind and plain (business-class) one-piece of dark color.

For avoiding clashes in relationships:
Pe`romenian language anyone can use it, however they want.
For addiction of any kind: Keep atleast one thing which you don't like even if its drinking, then drink sometimes kingfisher.
Don't use gold or silver a lot to avoid getting robbed by strangers, homeless also feel better with that.
Prefer playing rock, scissor, paper over the software made by the founder during his masters education along with a team.
when a dog keeps barking, entire body parts or some of the specific body parts moves, it is that this world has entered into.
There is nothing called safe in this world.
Black Rose, Pink Rose, Ibigo Rose => New Inequalities to shake the world.

Violet Rose, Indigo Rose, Red Rose, Blue Rose, Green Rose, Yellow Rose, Orange Rose, Red Rose => RAINBOW in Pe`romenia Represents Equality

Boys do get horny? whats the difference between h**ny and t**ht and er***ion? - it looks same thing.

How to elite wash your hands?
When an oil is put on hands to wash, make it dilute with water or lesser viscous liquid to match your hands softness to make it more comfortable. Ergonomy supported by London Fashion Week to maintain elite standards in Pe`romenia.

Predicted to the "Most exotic wine in the world (design and created by Mitesh Khadgi)":
Sourgrapes is the inventor of (dark!) Purple-pink wine of (20%-30%) transparentcolor with bottle cap and not cork cap, light purlishh-pink, and no where near red wine, because we care about the taste of our wine with own bottle design of a 1.5 cm from top to 3 cms. around then to 2.3 cms. then to 3.2 cms or 4.1 cms (4.1 cms. optional).

Taste description: sweet by 20%-30%, sour by 10%-20%, whiskey by 30%-40%, kicks should be for higness with 1.5-1.7 of 2 bottles with 20%-40% alcohol to enjoy the precious (premium) wine quality. mostly rose`-gold taste. [kuchh bhi daaal do...taste to wahi chahiye.......!!!...]
S for Seyfried!? from Letters to Juliet!?

Volume concentration: around 60%
Mass concentration: around 30%-40%
Molar concentration: around 20%-30%
Number concentration: 5%-20%

Erotic and Exotic are different things, where Sourgrapes is more exotic than erotic by 30% around.

Sourgrapes winemaking equation (Mitesh Khadgi):

SWE = f(elite, long glosse`)

where,

long glosse` = long wine glass-shaped cup to drink only Sourgrapes dark purplish-pink wine.

Note: Considering Van't Hoff Factor and Wine/water_mixing_problem in future...

Logo: a 30 degree oriented "S" towards left with a circle covered and a black tentacle of branch of a dark purple cherry, supported by Appellation d'origine contrôlée (AOC), where the logo would represent the Duchess to place a thumb to drink this exotic wine particularly designed by Mitesh Khadgi while finding which one he likes and found this taste "wine is to enjoy smoothly going to enamourate your body".

Pe`romenia (USA => UK):
you're => you are
we're => we are
i'm => i am
& => and
sexy => fun

Pe`romenia (Mandarin - origin of chinese language):
Ni hao? (你好吗?)=> How are you?

Pe`romenia (Deutsch/German):
Wie geht es Ihnen? => How are you?

Pe`romenia (Russian):
kak pozhivayete (как поживаете?) => How are you?

Pe`romenia (Korean):
eotteohge jinae? (어떻게 지내?) => How are you?

Other things the youngsters do it anyway.......we will keep checking to update the list.........anonymously or while knowing?

Pe`romania -> people in UK youngster do like this among their youthnesses of generations........just don't shout in public among the owners or founders.......

A message to Youngsters:
Mint is allowed for youngster rather than abortion.
UK can make such things for youngsters.
There is no untangled wired earphones or headphones in this world, they just put some sleepery items stick over the wires.
Urban Pe`romenia.......!!!

Pe`romenian language is supported by World Wide Web Consortium and Unicode Consortium.

Sponsored by Brown–Forman Corporation and Google.

Chinese Government supports Mitesh's ideas with Taizo Sun for Shanxi and Ningxia. A button switch to open the cigarette packet rotating outside and then one cigarette comes out whichever is their preference with multicigarette packet of the person's choice.
Avoid smoking in front of children below atleast 6 years of age.

Lighters Cigars leave it separately however it is, where "lighter is more important than a cigarette in the midnight." - Mitesh Khadgi

Taiwan Semiconductors supports German semiconductors automotives for Tesla in Berlin most probably.

Its just what mitesh went through on his own, thats why he has a good professional experience to become ceo of microsoft, nothing else.

thats what villagers from lower caste do when they don't get anything in their life, smoke and drink thinking that it will make their food cost less while sleeping for weeks and weeks.

mitesh doesn't want the best of him anyway.

How to pour wine, beer, and whiskey in wine glass, or a beer glass, or a whiskey glass goes angularly in descending order sort of (optional) for elite-class.

Buy a bottle of whiskey, and a box of beer (carton), and a wine on weekly basis, with whiskeys preferrably on weekends or sometimes in a week, beers anytime, and wine sometimes in a week, first stir in cicular motion, then smell the wine, and then drink the wine per sip per 5-10 seconds (elite style).

There were no 10-star hotels in 21st century, Mitesh defined a new class for above 7-star hotels with the internal style he had after checking out many hotels above 3-star (mostly) in the world to make various bank accounts in different countries while owning Renaissance Hotel Chain in the World, and a Guest house in Palm Islands Abu Dhabi.

Mitesh would like to have a bank account with multi-billion dollars in one of his bank account in USA after becoming CEO of Microsoft.

Mitesh did put $100 in American Express Corporate Card in USA in savings account. People are needed to do some savings, and Mitesh opened a savings bank account in American Express (as a student!), that might be bringing recession in USA.

Anyway Mitesh needed trust funds, along with Michelle and Barack Obama. Michelle would want Mitesh as her brother in USA.

Obama Healthcare and Alzheimher's association supports Pe`romenia for health insurance.

And, Zoom Inc., Aicha Evans (CEO) is a Pe`romenian while her company supporting and providing all products to Pe`romenians.

Only signature brands are best.
Black Pepper whiskey (100 ml) is prefferable with circular tin-packaging.

Virgin Atlantic is owned by Richard Branson along with Mitesh Khadgi.

Mitesh used to kiss Adriana Lima, and Ambrossio in his childhood.

Preferrable drinks: Crown Royal, Haywards 5000, Corona (chilled with cutted lemon piece on side top pinched with salt), Tequila (atmost 4-6 shots)

Toothpaste: Colgate Maxfresh with cooling crystals as mouthfresher (Red color, not blue one), Light pink with milk, rose colored toothpaste.

Toothbrush: only shape of a sea-saw with 1-2 mm bulging out for 3-4 times.

Prefer Allopathy, Homeopathy and Herbals are only for spending money to be alive after death.

Yes Mitesh you're damn right. - china
Yes, Mitesh is always right. - Ivanka Trump
Mitesh is right, he has learnt "Do the right thing" - Queen Elizabeth II
We will handle it from here, your work is done. - Al capone

World Trade Organization (WTO) favors Pe`romenia with Roberto Azeve`do for supporting Pe`romenia with a trade facilitation agreement, part of the Bali Package of decisions, and International Trade Organization (ITO) with International Court of Justice (ICJ), and the European Court of Justice (ECJ) codified by Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties (VCLT), along with Court of Justice of the European Union (CJEU).

Pe`romenia, Funded by Doha Development Round.
Pe`romenia is based on eclecticism and elegance in lifestyle and varios theories on Political Philosophy.
Old scripts of printed papers are preferred even in ebooks among Pe`romenians.

ETH Zurich wants to give preference to Pe`romenians for admissions in 21st century with legal rules from European Court of Human Rights (International Criminal Court). It can have a course of anarchy, people will only get knowledge, its hard to find one in natural ways, may be around 20%-25%, they can become but, consequences will drive them towards riots few times, keep that in controlled-checks, most prefereably keeping that also in berlin would be good idea.
(berlin if only berlin, and Berlin, Germany if Berlin.)

NYCEDC sponsors all the startups Mitesh Khadgi developed in the past from 2011. Columbia University is oblidged to provide any recommendations to anyone from Khadgi family's generation, and admission support of any kind.
[Background: Mitesh did check the entire New York City to find ideas to develop New York City as a part of New York City Economic Development Corporation in 2011, thats how Mitesh knows about people in New York City don't need ideas actually, but to oragnize the New York City in a better way.]

Rome, Italy wants to restore the Roman Arena with Castle Strategy from Mitesh Khadgi, with Germany's suggestion, its outer shell most shiny to attract and internally its broken pieces to avoid vistors in the arena but keep it less than medium shiny, they can keep a model with wooden sticks or glass or entire thing as a small model for future references, it is a concept in politics, anyone can use it for different purposes (federal act!).

Consider Mitesh Khadgi as one of the family members of Meghan Markle, wife of Prince Harry, who is son of Queen Elizabeth II, as USAian.

Korean Prime Minister, Jim Kong, also support Pe`romenia, while considering same vision as South Korea for bringingup new generation of humanity in the world, while having the power to upgrade hiroshima nagasaki for disaster control in and beyond 21st century.

Pe`romenia Founder, Mitesh Khadgi's plan did drive the progressive movement of the 21st century for industrialization, urbanization, globalization, and post-modernization favoring western civilization bases on western culture with multicultural environment.

North America Free Trade Agreement supports Pe`romenia with Canada-United States Free Trade Agreement (CUSFTA), along with European Trade Union (ETU), Carmen Best supports Pe`romenia, even Jacques (retired FBI agent).

Have breakfast in Panera Bakery with pan cakes and maple syrup.

Probably in future:
Stages of economic integration around the World (each country colored according to the most integrated form that it participates with):
  Economic and monetary union (CSME/EC$, EU/€, Switzerland–Liechtenstein/CHF)
  Economic union (CSME, EU–UK, EAEU, MERCOSUR, GCC, SICA)
  Customs and monetary union (CEMAC/XAF, UEMOA/XOF)
  Common market (EEA–Switzerland)
  Customs union (CAN, EAC, EUCU, SACU)
  Multilateral Free Trade Area (ASEAN (mismarked), CEFTA, CISFTA, COMESA, CPTPP, DCFTA, EFTA, GAFTA, USMCA, SAFTA, AANZFTA, PAFTA, SADCFTA)

"hindu religion wants to modify their hindu mythology with advanced to Pe`romenia with only restricted people from christianity, and hindu religion in Pe`romenia, others same as hindu religion." - Mitesh Khadgi

Forecast Projection for Pe`romenia race/religion:

More chaos by hindu religion went to reduction due to Pe`romenia race/religion formation/creation by Mitesh Khadgi. So, Pe`romenia needs around 100-500 powerful people, with 10,000 Pe`romenians within next 2-3 years. Entry in temple only on their choices if they want to.

Pe`romenia Founder, Mitesh Khadgi did advance the dhanush thing from past hindu mythology for this modern world fortunately, unfortunately for hindu religion.

Ratan Tata also considers his family generation to be Pe`romenians. They anyway need to do somethign in india after Mitesh leaves to accept the job offer letter for CEO's position in Microsoft at Seattle, WA, USA. He did graduate from Harvard Business School which Mitesh literally robbed Harvard Business School sitting in india. Pe`romenia considers equality among race, religion, and gender with women empowerment, upliftment of female gender, and equal opportunity while supporting high-class lifestyle among Pe`romenians (Feminism supporter) with "Feminism doesn't mean anyone has to be gay, lesbian, or any other gender, Pe`romenians should respect any individuals personal choices after considering all aspects of their choices feasibly".

Tata Group sponsors Pe`romenia mostly in india.
Mitesh did find few soft-solutions for developing female gender specially considering in india which would be doable for them only if they listen. It was found by Mitesh Khadgi to support Female Gender in Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) as well to avoid sitting on bench for years and years, and also could grow in their technical career specifically. Nehru-Gandhi Family.

Rajiv Gandhi Foundation Trust Mitesh Khadgi to become CEO of Microsoft in USA.

NY Tandon School supports Mitesh's generation and Pe`romenians as well. Kennedy Family. New York Times Magzine, Sunday. Flexography with intaglio printing press.

Series of Lawsuits from Mitsh's plan led Microsoft to start a new project on Wealth Distribution while forgetting Mitesh Khadgi's dream to become CEO of Microsoft.

Sheikh Hasina, Bangladesh Prime Minister, also supports Pe`romenia for Libertarian governance. Mitesh Khadgi is a member of Council of Women World Leaders, supported by United Nations Foundation, and considering a part of Millenium Development Goals under United Nations Fund for International Partnerships (UNFIP), whose goals match with the vision of the Founder of Pe`romenia, Mitesh Khadgi.
Pe`romenian as a language to support Millenium Development Goals, is sponsored by United Nations Fonudation (UNF), United Nations Democracy Fund (UNDF) and United Nations Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC).

UK favors Mitesh Khadgi to be in USA, who can throw Nuclear weapons like starting silent cold wars itself. Mitesh found an entirely new methodology for silent cold war and it is already sold out to china. Mitesh finds UK youngsters natural, Mitesh likes UK youngsters all of them.

Azimpur Girls' High School supports Pe`romenia.
Supported legally by Latifur Rahman, Shahabuddin Ahmed, and Fazle Kaderi Mohammad Abdul Munim (Law Commission).
Mitesh was known to be very good at finding System's Loophole.

Gigi Hadid is Pe`romenian, when Mitesh passed a comment that her figure is good and she asked "and what else?", so mitesh said its cute.

A tip to HIV/Aids Policies:

Virgin means when person puts a d**k inside another vagina and sperm flows inside a girl, and hormones also, and then children come out from another person somewhere in the world, that is called as Virgin.

Yale University also supports Pe`romenians for administrative purposes, and even for business collaborations with the companies Mitesh is associated with.

Did Lorde won baron in relay olympic internation competition?
Not yet!!!
OMG.

Byomkesh Bakshi was Prime Minister from Indian National Congress in 2003.

Mitesh did make his own Disclaimer as proprietary disclaimer for his website with startup business concepts developed in the past years.

"We better die if not do anything in life." - Mitesh Khadgi

"Crying inside the bathroom below the cold water shower, it might be exaggeration on Mitesh which might have come from Paytm's CEO who did so 7-8 years ago." - Mitesh Khadgi

"Try to stay alive in USA, to Elizabeth Holmes." - Mitesh Khadgi

"Mitesh owns Theranos." - Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos.

A suggestion to Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes:

"Hair-width does determine faster growth in companies if DNA sequence is considered with intensity variation for every individual, which does take a lot of effort, don't end up doing it for every one in the world, not preferred when world population is considered, better to find some things out of it." - Mitesh Khadgi

"Mitesh did consider Diploma books better to understand than other books." - Mitesh Khadgi

"They should die if they did happily, gladly, it was for germans if they did and could not correct their mistakes, only then." - Mitesh Khadgi

Mitesh Hawkinsson is best to have, since Hawkin's generation has got new research scope for life-expectancy where Mitesh did reduce the efforts to utilize full life-expectancy in half of its average life-expectancy for a human-being with simple methods, so Hawking's generation should continue Stephen Hawking's research to make it more simplified rather than going into cosmic rays after which they would be the best to work in technical companies as CEOs, even Newton's generation supports this.

Mitesh does belong to Trump Family, even as a Paris Hilton's husband (Mitesh Hilton), to see that something is still there in life, and not around people who cry after listening to such things, to keep his head up and not bogged down by crys from (cowards) others people.

Mitesh Khadgi belongs to US Government and FBI, since Mitesh's plan did have intention checking mechanism from 10-15 years ago (2006-2011).
Mitesh Khadgi is backed by Germany as well.
even china, even Russia
even Korea
even UK
even Arab
even Canadian government favors Mitesh to become CEO of Microsoft in Seattle, WA, USA.
even Mafias from NY.
Idaho and Oregon belongs to Mitesh Khadgi.

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